CH14.

Mexico winning is “part of the plan”

Guys listen,

This is all part of the USA’s plan. We are gonna suck until 2014 (while still qualifying for Brazil keep in mind). Our defenders will continue to hide away in the Himalayas or wherever the fuck they’ve been until they receive the signal “the Bald Bradley flies at midnight.” Then, when no one is expecting it, WE FUCKING COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND WIN THE WORLD CUP.

Lmao YEAH alright, go follow your plan.

-Don’t be mad cause we kicked your ass-

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